Britney's scalp, part two

Britney's baldness saga continues. Now you too can avoid the scams of fake Britney hair that litters ebay at the moment (that I spent most of the day watching during moments of boredom) and head on over to buybritneyshair.com and snap up a can of Red Bull, a blue lighter that Britney used to chain smoke and some cheap plastic hair. However, bidding starts at a million dollars, so my bets remain on some tacky gossip mag (the type I secretly love) buying the hair and running some tests on it. And probably on the lighter too. Britney doesn't look like she washes her hands - or herself - very often anymore.

God, who knew that I would one day post about Britney Spears' hair? It's all down hill from here.