Jesus is my homeboy (but not Metallica's, Jay-z's or The Doors')

Lifted straight from the brilliant popbitch, the gayest bands, according to God, transcribed straight from the Christian website lovegodsway.org:


The Spores (endorse suicide)
Scissor Sisters
Rufus Wainwright
Merzbau
Ravi Shankar
Wilco
Bjork (mb)
Tech N9ne
Ghostface Killah
Bobby Conn
Morton Subotnik
Cole Porter
The String Cheese Incident
Eagles of Death Metal
Polyphonic Spree
The Faint
Interpol
Tegan and Sara
Erasure
The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
Le Tigre
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
The Gossip
The Magnetic Fields
The Doors
Phish
Queen
The Strokes
Sufjan Stevens
Morrissey(?questionable?)
Metallica
Judas Priest
The Village People
The Secret Handshake
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
Richard Cheese
Jay-Z
Depeche Mode
Kansas
Ani DiFranco
Fischerspooner
John Mayer
George Michael (texan)
Angel Eyes
The Indigo Girls
Velvet Underground
Madonna
Elton John
Barry Manilow
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Eminmen
Nirvana
Boy George*
The Killers
Lou Reed
Lil' Wayne
Motorhead
Jill Sobule
Wilson Phillips
DMX
Lisa Loeb
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
Dogstar
Thirty Seconds to Mars
Lil' Kim
kd lang
Frank Sinatra
Hinder
Nickleback
Justus Kohncke
Bob Mould
Clay Aiken
Arcade Fire
Bright Eyes
Corinne Bailey Rae
Audioslave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco
Elton John(really gay)

I'm still trying to crack the Christian code of 'mb' and the *s, so answers on a postcard. I'm also wondering who on earth is stupid enough to think George Michael is Texan? Or is that some kind of new derogatory Christian slang?

There are also some very dubious choices on the safe bands list, such as Cyndi Lauper, Evanescence (surely, this is a strange choice? Ain't nothing Christian about nose rings and lashings of kohl eyeliner.) and apparently, the extensive collection of the Right Brothers.

Note the lack of 'safe' bands in comparison to 'gay' bands. I'm going to hell in a hand basket.